#86: Hit a Piñata

Completed

March 27th, 2012

How to Hit a Piñata: 

1. Take off the light shade. 

2. Hang the Piñata with a coat belt. 

3. Get a wooden spatula from the kitchen. 

4. Put on a sleeping mask. 

5. Spin around 3 times. Slowly. 

6.  Hit the damn thing as hard as you can. 

7. Keep hitting until candy falls out. 

8. Stop hitting the damn thing and just rip it open. 

9. Eat all of the candy over a period of two days. 

10. Put the light shade back in place three days later.